Sunday, November 1, 2009

DISNEY ABDUCTS NARUTO!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just when you thought Naruto couldn't have gotten any worse you are proved to be oh so very wrong!!! Disney XD (and that is not a smiley face people!) has bought the rights to Naruto Shippuden and is airing it on their channel! Don't believe me? Check out this link, but be forwarned it leads to a site of massive propaganda from the greedy fat cats living off of your childrens narrow attention span and junk food eating, television watching habbits!!! Here is the evidence of this terrible terrible crime.
Which leads me to a rant, I absolutely hate Disney.

They slaughtered the deep and beautiful Miyazaki manga, Nausicca and The Valley of The Wind, and replaced it with the bare bones of the story line. You know what? They didn't even use the bones, more like a wax sculpture depicting the ashes of the bones that they lit on fire. Disney destroys every single thing it sinks it talons into, if they didn't originally write the story line than that which is copied is a plot which is ruined.

However, this deal between Disney and the producers of Naruto is going to stab them in the back, my japanese sources tell me that even after the release of Naruto Shippuden (the characters are all like three years older... yay) the television show has continued to lose steam. I am pretty confident that it will take the same path in the United States as it did in japan. So revel in the sweet sweet revenge Otaku, hopefully Disney will just leave anime the Hell alone.