Oh gosh, its a naruto review.

Alright guys, time for a Naruto review.

Naruto is one of those anime that you either really love or really hate. The story starts off in a village called Konoha, where the main character Naruto was born and raised. This town is built like feudal Japan, with lanterns, horses and buggies, and for some reason I’ve noticed TV’s in the background…

The development of objects is pretty trippy, because a light bulb obviously had to be invented before the TV, but that’s not what this anime is about. This anime is about a 12 year old ninja-in-training named Naruto.

I’m not going to lie to you guys, Naruto is annoying as hell. He says what he feels like no matter whose feeling he may hurt, he pouts and whines about difficult assignments, and he almost always rushes into battle without thinking.

He’s probably my least favorite character in the entire anime, including the multiple villains. Naruto’s only redeeming trait is the giant malicious fox demon sealed away inside of him, granting him some pretty awesome chakra strength. Speaking of which, chakra is what the ninja in this anime use to perform super awesome tricks like controlling the environment around them, cloning themselves, changing their features, or changing their features into a hot girl’s and cloning themselves… which actually occurs a lot in the anime.

There are a lot of action scenes, however, they last for episodes at a time so any potential adrenalin rush they could’ve given you is smothered. Between action episodes they throw in pointless, plot less fillers that make you wish you had something else to do but watch this anime… like blog or do homework, or stab yourself in the face.

When will anime producers start to learn that if you fill a burnt turkey with crap, it’s still just a disgusting North American bird stuffed with fecal matter? I suppose that happens when you stop watching the anime, or never start in the first place.

However, there are some redeeming qualities to this show. The diversity of characters it pretty awesome, with over fifty characters to choose from this gives fan fiction and art an uber high amount of potential, which is probably the main reason this anime is so popular. And yeah… It’s got uhh…. Well…. Um… Crud… Never mind, this anime blows. PLEASE SAVE YOURSELF AND DON’T WATCH IT!!!! BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!!!